sexta-feira, 21 de setembro de 2007

Excuse me, and I beg a pardon..

So here it comes, one more fantastic post, much better from all the previous ones, but dont mind reading them, they suck. Well, this one also sucks but it's understanding since neither of them have a really important contempt. I'm thinking.. and I really don't know what's interesting for you (readers), maybe all this nonsense shit is kinda interesting, it's not to me, but nothing is. I supose my lack of inteligence is apreciated by you, in fact maybe nothing is apreciated by you and you only read this because I am your friend, or I've manipulated your mind making you read this. It was funny for me if I really had the abilitie to manipulate, but you can be completely sure that I wouldn't use it for my blog benefict, i probably use it to get laid, if you were a hot blond with nice boobs and a sweet ass, well a brunnete could be also welcome. But I don't have that super power, so I have to be special in another thing, that's why I'm a geek, and yes, maybe I'm the first one who accept that, but I think it's a awsome super power, I can damage anyone I want, I supose I can also help, but that's mommy and daddy thing. I think I am in group of geeks, who don't really seem one, I have friends, I fuck, I drink, I smoke, I hear music like normal people, and I also play football. I'm a cool geek, and not a geekie nerd, that wears a dipper because he's too lazy to go to the bathroom, or go to those star trek geek convention to meet another geek to talk about porn and .dll library's. Well, the pornography is a awsome type of conversation, well the .dll is also one good topic, but I preffer Pro Evolution Soccer. Yesterday I went to the hospital, and I saw some really "burned" junkies, one of them was just like Nelson (is a junkie that's always asking for a cigar, and also wear the same t-shirt every day, month, year.. WEIRDO), he was walking trough the hospital like a zombie, with a pal plus eyes, and a really white skin, he was completely dopped!! Now that I think that's the figure of all my friends when they over smoke, and with this I mean every day.. When I've saw that "zombie" I remember to think "how the fuck they let a god damn vagabond junkie like this enter in a hospital near these sick people." I almost swear, that he have in his pocket a needle with druggs and HIV in it. Now that I talk in HIV I'm remembering in a idea that I had some weeks ago when I was completely drunk. It was about selling HIV to those junkies, my tought was this.... "they spend alot of money in heroin, what if I sell them just aids for a minimun amount of money, they surely buy it from me." do you think this could be a value idea? if yes, send me a email with your theory, if not, nevermind. For last, I will give you a single tip to play pro evolution soccer well. Grab Cristiano Ronaldo and press the square button till gets the middle, the release it. Thank you all. Hugs and Kisses for all.

Apologies to:
all geeky nerds, but mate, you are or no in fact a stupid human? what am I saying, you all love Spock.
Me, because I've said I'm proud to be a geek, and I'm seriously not.
all my friends, because I make fun of them, but yes, you should reduce your dosage.
Nelson, because I've talked about you, but you could consider a cloth changing.
all the aids junkies, probably if you could walk trough time, you did not had entered the world drugg, and probably also buy a PS2 with Pro Evolution Soccer game.
Cristiano Ronaldo, because I've exposed his secret.

2 comentários:

Leonor Ferreira disse...

...old habits die hard. Only a guy like you could write something like this. At least, I hope CR7 forgives you...that's very important, like water is important to all of us.

kisses *

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