Excuse me, and I beg a pardon..

So here it comes, one more fantastic post, much better from all the previous ones, but dont mind reading them, they suck. Well, this one also sucks but it's understanding since neither of them have a really important contempt. I'm thinking.. and I really don't know what's interesting for you (readers), maybe all this nonsense shit is kinda interesting, it's not to me, but nothing is. I supose my lack of inteligence is apreciated by you, in fact maybe nothing is apreciated by you and you only read this because I am your friend, or I've manipulated your mind making you read this. It was funny for me if I really had the abilitie to manipulate, but you can be completely sure that I wouldn't use it for my blog benefict, i probably use it to get laid, if you were a hot blond with nice boobs and a sweet ass, well a brunnete could be also welcome. But I don't have that super power, so I have to be special in another thing, that's why I'm a geek, and yes, maybe I'm the first one who accept that, but I think it's a awsome super power, I can damage anyone I want, I supose I can also help, but that's mommy and daddy thing. I think I am in group of geeks, who don't really seem one, I have friends, I fuck, I drink, I smoke, I hear music like normal people, and I also play football. I'm a cool geek, and not a geekie nerd, that wears a dipper because he's too lazy to go to the bathroom, or go to those star trek geek convention to meet another geek to talk about porn and .dll library's. Well, the pornography is a awsome type of conversation, well the .dll is also one good topic, but I preffer Pro Evolution Soccer. Yesterday I went to the hospital, and I saw some really "burned" junkies, one of them was just like Nelson (is a junkie that's always asking for a cigar, and also wear the same t-shirt every day, month, year.. WEIRDO), he was walking trough the hospital like a zombie, with a pal plus eyes, and a really white skin, he was completely dopped!! Now that I think that's the figure of all my friends when they over smoke, and with this I mean every day.. When I've saw that "zombie" I remember to think "how the fuck they let a god damn vagabond junkie like this enter in a hospital near these sick people." I almost swear, that he have in his pocket a needle with druggs and HIV in it. Now that I talk in HIV I'm remembering in a idea that I had some weeks ago when I was completely drunk. It was about selling HIV to those junkies, my tought was this.... "they spend alot of money in heroin, what if I sell them just aids for a minimun amount of money, they surely buy it from me." do you think this could be a value idea? if yes, send me a email with your theory, if not, nevermind. For last, I will give you a single tip to play pro evolution soccer well. Grab Cristiano Ronaldo and press the square button till gets the middle, the release it. Thank you all. Hugs and Kisses for all.

Apologies to:
all geeky nerds, but mate, you are or no in fact a stupid human? what am I saying, you all love Spock.
Me, because I've said I'm proud to be a geek, and I'm seriously not.
all my friends, because I make fun of them, but yes, you should reduce your dosage.
Nelson, because I've talked about you, but you could consider a cloth changing.
all the aids junkies, probably if you could walk trough time, you did not had entered the world drugg, and probably also buy a PS2 with Pro Evolution Soccer game.
Cristiano Ronaldo, because I've exposed his secret.

You don't want to read this!

Hi! Today I am so in a mood to write shit, and i feel you will not be happy if you read this.. however, i will enjoy every little word in this post, despite not learning nothing from it, I will just see how stupid I am, not that I don't know but it's obviously different seeing it writing my thoughts. So I will begin! I've rejected coke today!! It's awsome, because i'm really addicted to it, and for about a year or two i was used to drink for about 2lt per day, and that's a fucking problem, till my doctor was forced to prohibe myself to drink it. And today, was the day i finally get out of that denial, when a friend offered me one (after i've drink one before) and i just said "I can not drink it, i've already drink one today", and oh my god, it's a problem. Well, it was obviously a turn out point in my life. There are several of people with this problem to, and i know that a coke in a hot day is tempting, so to those like me, i also have some tips on this matter. Well I will start from the begining:

1# Do not even start drinking this if you can, it's alot worse that tobacco, and I know because i also smoke.
2# When you are in a coffee hanging out with your friends always reject the idea of drinking it from your mind.
3# If it's to late for that and you already have the cup of glass in your hand, i recommend you to drink it in a super fast mode. You will understand that you will not feel any effect in your mind, so it's less probable to be addicted.
4# If you are in, what i call, the less noob mode, and with this I mean, drinking a coke per day, i honestly say that you should consider this option, See a Doctor imediatly or else it's too late for you.
5# This is the last tip, and I really hope you are not in this group, because if you are, well you are my brother in blood, i mean, brother in addiction. I call this group of ryan geek group, because you probably play too much pro evolution soccer and you drink a high portion of coke, so you can forget the idea of seeing a doctor, and start writing your will. But there's always a hope for you.

Here they are, five tips, if you follow these straight you will not have any health problems caused by coke.. Never forget that the real power is within you, and if you are strong, you will not have any problem leaving it despite being difficult.. Dont forget my next private tip, the best one, the secret, if you do this right you will have the power of the beast inside of you to fight against this, and any type of addiction, every time you think about a coke, just imagine a big pile of shit, with a funny smell, but with a awfull taste, like kissing a indian girl (i've never kissed one, but i've read that they do not wash their teeth, so you can imagine), if you do this, you will not have any problem leaving it, BUT REMEMBER, use it wisely, if you abuse of this, someday you will have the curiosity to kiss an indian girl, and i will assure you that if you get to this point, you will never get ridd off coke.See you next week.Hugs and Kisses for all.

Apologies to:

To my dear old friend and at the same time enemie, The coca-cola factory.
To Indian Girls, in spite of washing your teeth or not i will never kiss one in my life.
To Petit, because he have get injured because reading my last post where i've said that you have some balls between your legs if you doubled-click this url.

Today's discussion: "What could possible made me cry, when I was drunk?"

Well, first of all, hello to those real adventurers who double-clicked this url again, because I believe you must have two balls between your legs to take this quest. So the truly believers have the privilege to read this. Today's topic is talking about the reason that make us cry trough the complete mind alcohol domination. So I'll start with this, stop being lame!! There are one million valid reasons that could make you cry, but yours, it's not one of them for sure.. So I believe, I don't have to talk about those African kids again.. You probably cry because you are under pressure, because you think you like someone and he or she does not. But that's bullshit!! You could cry because you don't have money to buy another beer, or any type of alcohol drink, and my friend, if you cry for that, you are the one!! And i would like to get drunk with you, and if you're a woman, it's possible that we could have sex, if you have at least 58kg.. more than that, you should probably be crying because you are fat. I'll give some tips, if you are a sensitive person, and you don't want to cry in front of your friends while drinking alcohol:

#1 If you love someone, you must stop right away!
#2 If you don't have money to ensure all your night, don't grab a single beer!
#3 If your weight it's over than the 58kg limit, consider a diet!

If you focus on my tips, you should not be worry! and even if you are between the limits I've just posted you cry, you should consider some psychological help. Anyway, I want to remember this, don't drink to forget! You just only wake up the next day in a bed with a fucking gypsy! I hope you understand this (like I've said before) nonsense entry, and try to have fun with your friends, because they (indeed) are the most wonderful company! Unless they are some junkie freaks, and yes, then it's going to be a problem, because they only smoke joints, shut their mouth, and open them just to laugh about miserable things, like a ant above their hands! See you next week or day, I'm kinda loving this mind helping idea, so i probably write tomorrow or after. Hugs and kisses for all!

Apologies to:

The gypsy's, because they could easily kill me if I just talk about their awful smell.
The girls, that could probably cry because they are chubby.
To Dalai lama, because Socrates have refused to receive him in our country a week or two ago.

The start

Hi! Could it ever be a better way to introduce myself to you then to start talking about my saddest life, and how miserable I am at the moment? Yes, I'm afraid there is.. So and then, I will in fact be honest with you, and so not less important, with me. I've just created this blog to get money to help African kids, with actions like giving them water, food and obviously a football camp so they could easily dehydrate and by then making my actions useless. No, this is a Lie, and you must not trust in every single word this blog has in it, there is no money behind this, which make me so sad, because I really have a heart, as big as their thirst, and you can believe when I say "there is nothing that could make me happier then to help those less care children", but as you could understand at the moment, I'm poor and I love football so much that it's hard for me to understand why Maradona, the Argentine football memory, had prefer spending money in drugs than running a football camp during a hour and a half one day a week, earning the sufficient amount of money that could prevent his family to keep their lives, without working any more. Well, I'm not here to talk about that, but well this all big scene around Maradona, seems to be proving a point, and the point is, that I just think in useless things, and made me think that I'd be better without writing here in this blog, wasting your precious time by making you read this. So I'm sorry for you, and I hope you laugh while reading all my stupid nonsense entries. I promise I will never talk about my stupid life, this is a blog where I only speak about interesting themes, like "our day after day hotter globe", "how do we get rid off coke" and the stupidest but my favourite "Lemons with melted Ice". Thank You for your time, and see you next week! hugs and kisses for all.

Apologies to:
African kids, even though I know 90% of them don't have a computer.
Diego Maradona, I really think he was not himself while in drugs.
My mother, because she put in life a stupid ass hole.
My friends, because they love me. (that's my god damn Karma)